Exactly what it says on the lid.
- you'll never know if you can finish a whole stuffed crust pizza by your lonesome until you try
- the yummiest kinds of food are often swimming in grease and sugar
- working from 8 to 5 with no one to talk to can drive you crazy (crazier, actually)
- if a random stranger touches you on the waist as you're alighting from a jeep, you should slap him on the face
- add 100 points if you can sneak in a punch
- if you're fuming mad, there's a 50 % chance that you look your best
- the other 50 % means you look your worst
- there are just some things that aren't meant for you, like a 400- peso keychain
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