Anti- stress therapy: read something smart about something dumb

One of my anti- stress reads: The Sparkledammerung! (The best way I can describe this is that it's basically a summary of the Twilight series... on crack)

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html - Twilight

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317857.html - New Moon

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/318658.html - Eclipse

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/319735.html - Breaking Dawn

Side note: I can't believe I used to read that drivel. The fact that I can still recall the titles even if I haven't touched the books in years means the poison is still in my system.